Wednesday, May 23, 2007
Don't be afraid!!
Take a good look, my friends. This is Poison Ivy. The most evil plant on the face of the earth! I know a little something about the effects of this sinister, inanimate beast and let me tell you YOU DO NOT WANT.
Now that summer is nearly here and all of us will be spending a lot more time outdoors, perhaps even going to outdoor festivals organized by people we don't know, who neglect to announce that the whole area is festooned with this vile plant. It happens, oh yes, it happens.
But not at the SOLAR BUFFET!! Why you ask? Because EASTER will be there! They have at least five songs about the evil of poison ivy and their crushing sound acts as a natural repellent to all urishirol carrying plants! Don't believe me? Well come to SOLAR BUFFET this Memorial Day weekend and see for yourself!
EASTER @ the Solar Buffet Festival
May 26, 2007 (Memorial Day Weekend!), 7PM
sawmill lane
Drehersville, Pennsylvania 17961
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