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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh. If anyone is reading this at all, then THANK YOU. If not, I understand. I've been very neglectful of my already-fairweather online journal. But first I was very busy at work, then I had a bit of a low period. An old, dear friend of mine died suddenly and tragically, I tried to write but everything I wrote was hateful and negative. Then it was Xmas which, if you're already negative, STINKS like skunk's guts. But all that shit's over, it's a new fucking year and there are some things to talk about! So lets get started, shall we?

EASTER @ Lit Lounge, February 26, 8pm!!
w/Maegashira, Javelina & Chapel Perilous- some great bands from various places in the Northeast at Lit's weekly Precious Metal showcase! PLEASE check these bands out because they fucking KILL and thanks Javelina for the dope artwork seen on this page. There will be a limited supply of FREE Easter t-shirts given out to the happiest/drunkest fans so don't miss out. This is Jon and my first show as EASTER and we're going to do everything we can to make it kick ass. YOU can help us just by showing up, hanging out, getting drunk and screaming as loud as you can!

And you thought Jesus would return as a man...
Check out THIS and THIS and start worshipping the animals, you heathen assholes!!

Remember when I said I'd like chop Bush's head off?
Oh shit! They're on to me! Read THIS and HATE it. Uhhhh, I meant the bushes in my back yard.

Your myspace profile is forever...
And that's how long we'll love you...