Unknown + Lies

Artist: EASTER
Date: WEDNESDAY APRIL 1, 2009
@ Fontana's
105 Eldridge St.
NYC
Door Time: 7:45
Set Time: 8:00
Set Length: UNTIL 8:45
Cover: $6
Age Limit: 21+

Hi, everybody! Jon and Don will be at it again this Wed. April 1, yes, April Fools Day!! NO this is not a joke. YES you may indulge playing your infantile pranks with us and others at Fontana's on Wed. in honor of this retarded tradition.

Some suggestions:
- Tell us that you hate us and that you're not coming to our show, but then actually show up! OH the look on our faces!
- Yell "Owww!!" really loud when Jon throws a drumstick. Then cover your eye, call the cops and have him charged with assault. Won't he be suprised!
- Hire a convincing she-male to come up to Don after the show and say "I really like your band wanna buy me a drink?" and see how long it takes him to figure it out! His best time is 18hrs.

Whatever you do, we would love to see you, even if it is a school night. On the up-side Fontana's seems pretty intent on getting us out of there by 8:45. So if on Wed. you find yourself bored and lonely, come on out and rock with us! Joining us will be WE ARE ALL SAVAGES, PASSIVE AGGRESSOR, THE MUGS, BAZOOKA CHRIST, WITH DJ MODEL JERK in between bands.

As always, EASTER is the music of Jon Gill and Don Puglisi and can be heard at http://www.myspace.com/easterrocks. Their album Molt can be found at http://cdbaby.com/cd/eastermusic. Also, look for us on iTunes.